Rule-1
The Boss is always right.
Rule-2
If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
Rule-3
Those who work get more work.
Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
Rule-4
Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”.
The more intelligent a person, The more hardworking a person, The more committed a person;
The more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
Rule-5
It doesn’t matter what you do, It only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.
Rule-6
When you don’t know what to do, Walk fast and look worried.
Rule-7
In order to get a promotion, You need not necessarily know your job
Rule-8
In order to get a promotion, You only need to pretend that you know your job
Rule-9
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
