Project Management Dept
Who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Production manager
who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Finance manager
who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
Project Engineer
who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Development engineer
who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Marketing
who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
Engineering
is still figuring out how to produce a baby.
Procurement
buys condoms by mistake.
Planning Team
thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
TS16949 Team
thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Q: A who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Production engineers
don’t care…they just want the Girls / womans!!
